Help wanted

If PJ (at Groklaw) ever gets around to writing a book on the SCO v. The World cases and I fail to notice it, will y'all let me know? If she can sort out the mess, I'd enjoy reading about it. In any case, more hand-waving and finger-waggling is slated for 22 Dec. Anyone know if I how much it is to buy just one stock (currently at $4.01) and have it framed?